7 ways for a project leader to prevent himself from pissing in his pants when talking to his project manager:
- Pee regularly through out the day... probably like 25,764 times a day coz a project manager can instill a lot of fear into your urinary bladder.
- Wear custom made sanitary pads. I heard from somewhere that these days they are manufacturing it specially for all IT companies.
- Attach a .25 inch diameter, 40 feet, foldable, bendable, malleable pipe to the relevant organ in discussion. The other end of the pipe can be attached to either the closet in the loo or to a mineral water vendor, if any secondary income is required
- Do not, at any cost, drink any liquids. I repeat Do not drink any liquids
- Try to make your project manager pee in his pants too. But its less likely to happen. So carry a glass full of your piss( it looks like beer... so nobody will know) and dab it on to your project manager's pants when he's not looking
- Take up an onsite oppotunity in Mogadishu.The climate is so hot that you need not pee at all. Heard that IT companies are looking for specially talented rebel forces from Somalia for battling the demanding deadlines in the industry.
- Hope that man evolves to a state in which it becomes geometrically possible to drink one's own pee. For further instructions please contact Mr. Marylin Manson
posted by abhishek @ 11:12 AM
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